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Affectionately dedicated to my young friend Sumner Hamilton
Britton of Chicago
Through the kindness of Dorothy Gale of Kansas, afterward
Princess Dorothy of Oz, an humble writer in the United States of
America was once appointed Royal Historian of Oz, with the
privilege of writing the chronicle of that wonderful fairyland.
But after making six books about the adventures of those
interesting but queer people who live in the Land of Oz, the
Historian learned with sorrow that by an edict of the Supreme
Ruler, Ozma of Oz, her country would thereafter be rendered
invisible to all who lived outside its borders and that all
communication with Oz would, in the future, be cut off.
That seemed a good idea; so the Historian rigged up a high
tower in his back yard, and took lessons in wireless telegraphy
until he understood it, and then began to call "Princess Dorothy
of Oz" by sending messages into the air.
And that was the way Dorothy heard that the Historian wanted
to speak with her, and there was a Shaggy Man in the Land of Oz
who knew how to telegraph a wireless reply. The result was that
the Historian begged so hard to be told the latest news of Oz, so
that he could write it down for the children to read, that
Dorothy asked permission of Ozma and Ozma graciously
consented.
L. Frank Baum.
"Where's the butter, Unc Nunkie?" asked Ojo.
"Isn't," said he.
"Gone," he said.
"All," said Unc, again stroking his beard as he gazed from the
window.
"Nothing grows in our yard but the bread tree," he mused, "and
there are only two more loaves on that tree; and they're not ripe
yet. Tell me, Unc; why are we so poor?"
"Why are we so poor, Unc?" repeated the
"I think we are," declared Ojo. "What have we got?"
"I know; but everyone in the Land of Oz has a place to live.
What else, Unc?"
"I'm eating the last loaf that's ripe. There; I've put aside
your share, Unc. It's on the table, so you can eat it when you
get hungry. But when that is gone, what shall we eat, Unc?"
"Of course," said Ojo, who was obliged to talk because his
uncle would not, "no one starves in the Land of Oz, either. There
is plenty for everyone, you know; only, if it isn't just where
you happen to be, you must go where it is."
"By tomorrow morning," the boy went on, we must go where there
is something to eat, or we shall grow very hungry and become very
unhappy."
"Where shall we go? I don't know, I'm sure," replied Ojo. "But
you must know, Unc. You must have traveled, in your time, because
you're so old. I don't remember it, because ever since I could
remember anything we've lived right here in this lonesome, round
house, with a little garden back of it and the thick woods all
around. All I've ever seen of the great Land of Oz, Unc dear, is
the view of that mountain over at the south, where they say the
Hammerheads live--who won't let anybody go by them--and that
mountain at the north, where they say nobody lives."
"Oh, yes; one family lives there, I've heard. That's the
Crooked Magician, who is named Dr. Pipt, and his wife Margolotte.
One year you told me about them; I think it took you a whole
year, Unc, to say as much as I've just said about the Crooked
Magician and his wife. They live high up on the mountain, and the
good Munchkin Country, where the fruits and flowers grow, is just
the other side. It's funny you and I should live here all alone,
in the middle of the forest, Isn't it?"
"Then let's go away and visit the Munchkin Country and its
jolly, good-natured people. I'd love to get a sight of something
besides woods, Unc Nunkie."
"Why, I'm not so little as I used to be," answered the boy
earnestly. "I think I can walk as far and as fast through the
woods as you can, Unc. And now that nothing grows in our back
yard that is good to eat, we must go where there is food."
By and by Ojo lighted the fire and the logs blazed freely in
the broad fireplace. The two sat in the firelight a long
time--the old, whitebearded Munchkin and the little boy. Both
were thinking. When it grew quite dark out-side, Ojo said:
But Unc Nunkie did not eat the bread; neither did he go
directly to bed. Long after his little nephew was sound asleep in
the corner of the room the old man sat by the fire, thinking.
Just at dawn next morning Unc Nunkie laid his hand tenderly on
Ojo's head and awakened him.
Ojo dressed. He wore blue silk stockings, blue knee pants with
gold buckles, a blue ruffled waist and a jacket of bright blue
braided with gold. His shoes were of blue leather and turned up
at the toes, which were pointed. His hat had a peaked crown and a
flat brim, and around the brim was a row of tiny golden bells
that tinkled when he moved. This was the native costume of those
who inhabited the Munchkin Country of the Land of Oz, so Unc
Nunkie's dress was much like that of his nephew. Instead of
shoes, the old man wore boots with turnover tops and his blue
coat had wide cuffs of gold braid.
Ojo was well pleased. He was dreadfully tired of living all
alone in the woods and wanted to travel and see people. For a
long time he had wished to explore the beautiful Land of Oz in
which they lived. When they were outside, Unc simply latched the
door and started up the path. No one would disturb their little
house, even if anyone came so far into the thick forest while
they were gone.
All the morning they trudged up the mountain path and at noon
Unc and Ojo sat on a fallen tree-trunk and ate the last of the
bread which the old Munchkin had placed in his pocket. Then they
started on again and two hours later came in sight of the house
of Dr. Pipt.
Unc knocked at the door of the house and a chubby,
pleasant-faced woman, dressed all in blue, opened it and greeted
the visitors with a smile.
"I am, my dear, and all strangers are welcome to my home."
"He is very busy just now," she said, shaking her head
doubtfully. "But come in and let me give you something to eat,
for you must have traveled far in order to get our lonely
place."
"A lonelier place! And in the Munchkin Country?" she
exclaimed. "Then it must be somewhere in the Blue Forest."
"Dear me!" she said, looking at the man, "you must be Unc
Nunkie, known as the Silent One." Then she looked at the boy.
"And you must be Ojo the Unlucky," she added.
"I never knew I was called the Unlucky," said Ojo, soberly;
"but it is really a good name for me."
"How can I lose that 'Un,' Dame Margolotte?"
Ojo had never eaten such a fine meal in all his life. There
was a savory stew, smoking hot, a dish of blue peas, a bowl of
sweet milk of a delicate blue tint and a blue pudding with blue
plums in it. When the visitors had eaten heartily of this fare
the woman said to them:
Unc shook his head.
The woman seemed thoughtful.
"Thank you," replied the boy, much pleased. "I would like to
do that."
Unc Nunkie came forward to greet his old friend, but not being
able to shake either his hands or his feet, which were all
occupied in stirring, he patted the Magician's bald head and
asked: "What?"
"You must know," said Margolottte, when they were all seated
together on the broad window-seat, "that my husband foolishly
gave away all the Powder of Life he first made to old Mombi the
Witch, who used to live in the Country of the Gillikins, to the
north of here. Mombi gave to Dr. Pipt a Powder of Perpetual Youth
in exchange for his Powder of Life, but she cheated him wickedly,
for the Powder of Youth was no good and could work no magic at
all."
"Yes; it is perfection," she declared. "The first lot we
tested on our Glass Cat, which not only began to live but has
lived ever since. She's somewhere around the house now."
"Yes; she makes a very pleasant companion, but admires herself
a little more than is considered modest, and she positively
refuses to catch mice," explained Margolotte. "My husband made
the cat some pink brains, but they proved to be too highbred and
particular for a cat, so she thinks it is undignified in her to
catch mice. Also she has a pretty blood-red heart, but it is made
of stone--a ruby, I think--and so is rather hard and unfeeling. I
think the next Class Cat the Magician makes will have neither
brains nor heart, for then it will not object to catching mice
and may prove of some use to us."
"She brought Jack Pumpkinhead to life, for one thing," was the
reply. "I suppose you've heard of jack Pumpkinhead. He is now
living near the Emerald City and is a great favorite with the
Princess Ozma, who rules all the Land of Oz."
"That is one reason you are Ojo the Unlucky," said the woman,
in a sympathetic tone. "The more one knows, the luckier he is,
for knowledge is the greatest gift in life."
"So I do," she answered. "I want it to bring my Patchwork Girl
to life."
"I think I must show you my Patchwork Girl," said Margolotte,
laughing at the boy's astonishment, "for she is rather difficult
to explain. But first I will tell you that for many years I have
longed for a servant to help me with the housework and to cook
the meals and wash the dishes. No servant will come here because
the place is so lonely and out-of-the-way, so my clever husband,
the Crooked Magician, proposed that I make a girl out of some
sort of material and he would make her live by sprinkling over
her the Powder of Life. This seemed an excellent suggestion and
at once Dr. Pipt set to work to make a new batch of his magic
powder. He has been at it a long, long while, and so I have had
plenty of time to make the girl. Yet that task was not so easy as
you may suppose. At first I couldn't think what to make her of,
but finally in searching through a chest I came across an old
patchwork quilt, which my grandmother once made when she was
young.
"A bed-quilt made of patches of different kinds and colors of
cloth, all neatly sewed together. The patches are of all shapes
and sizes, so a patchwork quilt is a very pretty and gorgeous
thing to look at. Sometimes it is called a 'crazyquilt,' because
the patches and colors are so mixed up. We never have used my
grand-mother's manycolored patchwork quilt, hand-some as it is,
for we Munchkins do not care for any color other than blue, so it
has been packed away in the chest for about a hundred years. When
I found it, I said to myself that it would do nicely for my
servant girl, for when she was brought to life she would not be
proud nor haughty, as the Glass Cat is, for such a dreadful
mixture of colors would discourage her from trying to, be as
dignified as the blue Munchkins are.
"Yes, for a Munchkin. All our country is blue, you know. But
in other parts of Oz the people favor different colors. At the
Emerald City, where our Princess Ozma lives, green is the popular
color. But all Munchkins prefer blue to anything else and when my
housework girl is brought to life she will find herself to be of
so many unpopular colors that she'll never dare be rebellious or
impudent, as servants are sometimes liable to be when they are
made the same way their mistresses are."
"Good idea," he said; and that was a long speech for Unc
Nunkie because it was two words.
Then back she came, lugging in her arms the Patchwork Girl,
which she set upon the bench and propped up so that the figure
would not tumble over.
Ojo examined this curious contrivance with wonder. The
Patchwork Girl was taller than he, when she stood upright, and
her body was plump and rounded because it had been so neatly
stuffed with cotton. Margolotte had first made the girl's form
from the patchwork quilt and then she had dressed it with a
patchwork skirt and an apron with pockets in it-using the same
gay material throughout. Upon the feet she had sewn a pair of red
leather shoes with pointed toes. All the fingers and thumbs of
the girl's hands had been carefully formed and stuffed and
stitched at the edges, with gold plates at the ends to serve as
finger-nails.
The head of the Patchwork Girl was the most curious part of
her. While she waited for her husband to finish making his Powder
of Life the woman had found ample time to complete the head as
her fancy dictated, and she realized that a good servant's head
must be properly constructed. The hair was of brown yarn and hung
down on her neck in several neat braids. Her eyes were two silver
suspender-buttons cut from a pair of the Magician's old trousers,
and they were sewed on with black threads, which formed the
pupils of the eyes. Margolotte had puzzled over the ears for some
time, for these were important if the servant was to hear
distinctly, but finally she had made them out of thin plates of
gold and attached them in place by means of stitches through tiny
holes bored in the metal. Gold is the most common metal in the
Land of Oz and is used for many purposes because it is soft and
pliable.
"You ought to have had her face all pink," suggested the
boy.
"Has she any brains?" asked Ojo.
"Wrong," said Unc Nunkie.
"He means," explained Ojo, "that unless your servant has good
brains she won't know how to obey you properly, nor do the things
you ask her to do."
With this she went to another cupboard which was filled With
shelves. All the shelves were lined With blue glass bottles,
neatly labeled by the Magician to show what they contained. One
whole shelf was marked: "Brain Furniture," and the bottles on
this shelf were labeled as follows: "Obedience," "Cleverness,"
"Judgment," "Courage," "Ingenuity," "Amiability," "Learning,"
"Truth," "Poesy," "Self Reliance."
Unc Nunkie, who with Ojo stood beside her, touched the bottle
marked "Cleverness."
"A little 'Cleverness'? Well, perhaps you are right, sir,"
said she, and was about to take down the bottle when the Crooked
Magician suddenly called to her excitedly from the fireplace.
She ran to her husband's side at once and helped him lift the
four kettles from the fire. Their contents had all boiled away,
leaving in the bottom of each kettle a few grains of fine white
powder. Very carefully the Magician removed this powder, placing
it all together in a golden dish, where he mixed it with a golden
spoon. When the mixture was complete there was scarcely a
handful, all told.
Unc Nunkie, Margolotte and the Magician all stood looking at
the marvelous Powder, but Ojo was more interested just then in
the Patchwork Girl's brains. Thinking it both unfair and unkind
to deprive her of any good qualities that were handy, the boy
took down every bottle on the shelf and poured some of the
contents in Margolotte's dish. No one saw him do this, for all
were looking at the Powder of Life; but soon the woman remembered
what she had been doing, and came back to the cupboard.
Margolotte now carried the dish of brains to the bench.
Ripping the seam of the patch on the girl's forehead, she placed
the powder within the head and then sewed up the seam as neatly
and securely as before.
"This powder must not be used before tomorrow morning; but I
think it is now cool enough to be bottled."
"At last," said he, rubbing his hands together gleefully, "I
have ample leisure for a good talk with my old friend Unc Nunkie.
So let us sit down cosily and enjoy ourselves. After stirring
those four kettles for six years I am glad to have a little
rest."
"I know; but that renders your uncle a most agreeable
companion and gossip," declared Dr. Pipt. "Most people talk too
much, so it is a relief to find one who talks too little."
"Don't you find it very annoying to be so crooked?" he
asked.
He was really very crooked and Ojo wondered how he managed to
do so many things with such a twisted body. When he sat down upon
a crooked chair that had been made to fit him, one knee was under
his chin and the other near the small of his back; but he was a
cheerful man and his face bore a pleasant and agreeable
expression.
"Magic must be a very interesting study," said Ojo.
"What does the Liquid of Petrifaction do?" inquired the
boy.
"Fine!" said Unc Nunkie, wagging his head and stroking his
long gray beard.
"Let me in! Hurry up, can't you? Let me in!"
"Ask like a good cat, then," she said.
"Yes; that's proper cat talk," declared the woman, and opened
the door. At once a cat entered, came to the center of the room
and stopped short at the sight of strangers. Ojo and Unc Nunkie
both stared at it with wide open eyes, for surely no such curious
creature had ever existed before-even in the Land of Oz.
The cat was made of glass, so clear and transparent that you
could see through it as easily as through a window. In the top of
its head, however, Was a mass of delicate pink balls which looked
like jewels, and it had a heart made of a blood-red ruby. The
eyes were two large emeralds, but aside from these colors all the
rest of the animal was clear glass, and it had a spunglass tail
that was really beautiful.
"Excuse me," returned the Magician. "This is Unc Nunkie, the
descendant of the former kings of the Munchkins, before this
country be came a part of the Land of Oz."
"True," replied Unc, with a low chuckle of amusement.
"Who is the dwarf?" asked the cat.
"Oh. Is that magic?" the glass animal inquired.
"No one can regret more than I the fact that you made me,"
asserted the cat, crouching upon the floor and slowly swaying its
spun-glass tail from side to side. "Your world is a very
uninteresting place. I've wandered through your gardens and in
the forest until I'm tired of it all, and when I come into the
house the conversation of your fat wife and of yourself bores me
dreadfully."
"Can't you take 'em out, then, and replace em with pebbles, so
that I won't feel above my station in life?" asked the cat,
pleadingly.
The cat walked up to the bench on which the Patchwork Girl
reclined and looked at her attentively.
The Magician nodded.
"I won't. I couldn't respect such a bundle of scraps under any
circumstances."
"Why didn't you make her pretty to look at?" asked the cat.
"You made me pretty--very pretty, indeed--and I love to watch my
pink brains roll around when they're working, and to see my
precious red heart beat." She went to a long mirror, as she said
this, and stood before it, looking at herself with an air of much
pride. "But that poor patched thing will hate herself, when she's
once alive," continued the cat. "If I were you I'd use her for a
mop, and make another servant that is prettier."
The Glass Cat yawned and stretched herself upon the floor.
Ojo and Unc Nunkie slept that night in the Magician's house,
and the boy was glad to stay because he was anxious to see the
Patchwork Girl brought to life. The Glass Cat was also a
wonderful creature to little Ojo, who had never seen or known
anything of magic before, although he had lived in the Fairyland
of Oz ever since he was born. Back there in the woods nothing
unusual ever happened. Unc Nunkie, who might have been King of
the Munchkins, had not his people united with all the other
countries of Oz in acknowledging Ozma as their Sole ruler, had
retired into this forgotten forest nook with his baby nephew and
they had lived all alone there. Only that the neglected garden
had failed to grow food for them, they would always have lived in
the solitary Blue Forest; but now they had started out to mingle
with other people, and the first place they came to proved so
interesting that Ojo could scarcely sleep a wink all night.
"This is the last meal I shall have to cook for some time, for
right after breakfast Dr. Pipt has promised to bring my new
servant to life. I shall let her wash the breakfast dishes and
sweep and dust the house. What a relief it will be!"
"Only those that an humble servant requires," she answered. "I
do not wish her to feel above her station, as the Glass Cat does.
That would make her discontented and unhappy, for of course she
must always be a servant."
As soon as breakfast was over they all went into the
Magician's big workshop, where the Glass Cat was lying before the
mirror and the Patchwork Girl lay limp and lifeless upon the
bench.
As he spoke he went to a phonograph, which screwed fast to a
small table, and wound up the spring of the instrument and
adjusted the big gold horn.
The phonograph was now playing a stirring march tune and the
Magician unlocked his cabinet and took out the gold bottle
containing the Powder of Life.
"All ready?" asked Dr. Pipt.
So the Magician leaned over and shook from the bottle some
grains of the wonderful Powder, and they fell directly on the
Patchwork Girl's head and arms.
But suddenly the Patchwork Girl threw up one arm, which
knocked the bottle of powder from the crooked man's hand and sent
it flying across the room. Unc Nunkie and Margolotte were so
startled that they both leaped backward and bumped together, and
Unc's head joggled the shelf above them and upset the bottle
containing the Liquid of Petrifaction.
Ojo pushed the Patchwork Girl away and ran to Unc Nunkie,
filled with a terrible fear for the only friend and protector he
had ever known. When he grasped Unc's hand it was cold and hard.
Even the long gray beard was solid marble. The Crooked Magician
was dancing around the room in a frenzy of despair, calling upon
his wife to forgive him, to speak to him, to come to life
again!
"Whee, but there's a gaudy dame! Makes a paint-box blush with
shame. Razzle-dazzle, fizzle-fazzle! Howdy-do, Miss
What's-your-name?"
She bowed, and the reflection bowed. Then she laughed again,
long and merrily, and the Glass Cat crept out from under the
table and said:
"Horrid?" she replied. "Why, I'm thoroughly delightful. I'm an
Original, if you please, and therefore incomparable. Of all the
comic, absurd, rare and amusing creatures the world contains, I
must be the supreme freak. Who but poor Margolotte could have
managed to invent such an unreasonable being as I? But I'm
glad--I'm awfully glad!--that I'm just what I am, and nothing
else."
"Think ahead," said the Patchwork Girl, seating herself in a
chair. "Think all you want to. I don't mind."
The Magician looked gloomily at the musicmachine.
He went up to it and found that the gold bottle that contained
the precious powder had dropped upon the stand and scattered its
life-giving grains over the machine. The phonograph was very much
alive, and began dancing a jig with the legs of the table to
which it was attached, and this dance so annoyed Dr. Pipt that he
kicked the thing into a corner and pushed a bench against it, to
hold it quiet.
"No insults, please," answered the phonograph in a surly,
tone. "You did it, my boy; don't blame me. "
"Except me," said the Patchwork Girl, jumping up to whirl
merrily around the room.
"That's nonsense, kiddie," retorted the Patchwork Girl
cheerfully. "No one can be unlucky who has the intelligence to
direct his own actions. The unlucky ones are those who beg for a
chance to think, like poor Dr. Pipt here. What's the row about,
anyway, Mr. Magic-maker?"
"Well, why don't you sprinkle some of that powder on them and
bring them to life again?" asked the Patchwork Girl.
"Why, I hadn't thought of that!" he joyfully cried, and
grabbed up the golden bottle, with which he ran to
Margolotte.
"Higgledy, piggledy, deeWhat fools magicians be! His head's so
thick He can't think quick, So he takes advice from me."
Standing upon the bench, for he was so crooked he could not
reach the top of his wife's head in any other way, Dr. Pipt began
shaking the bottle. But not a grain of powder came out. He pulled
off the cover, glanced within, and then threw the bottle from him
with a wail of despair.
Then the Magician bowed his head on his crooked arms and began
to cry.
"You can make more Powder of Life, Dr. Pipt."
"Can't anything else be done?" asked the Patchwork Girl.
"There is one other compound that would destroy the magic
spell of the Liquid of Petrifaction and restore my wife and Unc
Nunkie to life," said he. "It may be hard to find the things I
need to make this magic compound, but if they were found I could
do in an instant what will otherwise take six long, weary years
of stirring kettles with both hands and both feet."
"That's the idea, Scraps," said the Glass Cat, approvingly.
"I'm glad to find you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally
good. You can see em work; they're pink."
"I--I believe my poor wife had intended to name you
'Angeline,'" said the Magician.
"I have a foolish name that Margolotte once gave me, but which
is quite undignified for one of my importance," answered the cat.
"She called me 'Bungle.'"
"I'm not so brittle as you think," retorted the cat. "I've
been alive a good many years, for Dr. Pipt experimented on me
with the first magic Powder of Life he ever made, and so far I've
never broken or cracked or chipped any part of me."
"Tell me," pleaded Ojo, speaking to the Crooked Magician,
"what must we find to make the compound that will save Unc
Nunkie?"
"I'll find it for you," promised Ojo.
"I'll find it," declared Ojo. "Is that all?"
Saying this, the Magician unlocked a drawer of his cabinet and
drew out a small book covered with blue leather. Looking through
the pages he found the recipe he wanted and said: "I must have a
gill of water from a dark well."
"One where the light of day never penetrates. The water must
be put in a gold bottle and brought to me without any light ever
reaching it.
"Then I must have three hairs from the tip of a Woozy's tail,
and a drop of oil from a live man's body."
"What is a Woozy, please?" he inquired.
"If I can find a Woozy, I'll get the hairs from its tail,"
said Ojo. "But is there ever any oil in a man's body?"
"That's what the recipe calls for," he replied, "and of course
we must get everything that is called for, or the charm won't
work. The book doesn't say 'blood'; it says 'oil,' and there must
be oil somewhere in a live man's body or the book wouldn't ask
for it."
The Magician looked at the little Munchkin boy in a doubtful
way and said:
"I know it, sir; but I must do my best to save Unc
Nunkie."
"I will start on my journey at once, sir," said the boy.
"No, no!" exclaimed the Magician. "You have no right to leave
this house. You are only a servant and have not been
discharged."
"What is a servant?" she asked.
"Very well," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'm going to serve you
and your wife by helping Ojo find the things you need. You need a
lot, you know, such as are not easily found."
Scraps laughed, and resuming her dance she said:
The Magician looked at her thoughtfully.
"I'm going with Scraps and Ojo," announced the Glass Cat.
"Why not?"
"I beg to differ with you," returned the cat, in a haughty
tone. "Three heads are better than two, and my pink brains are
beautiful. You can see em work."
"Thank you for nothing, then," answered the cat, stiffly.
"Here is some food and a bundle of charms," he said. "It is
all I can give you, but I am sure you will find friends on your
journey who will assist you in your search. Take care of the
Patchwork Girl and bring her safely back, for she ought to prove
useful to my wife. As for the Glass Cat-properly named Bungle--if
she bothers you I now give you my permission to break her in two,
for she is not respectful and does not obey me. I made a mistake
in giving her the pink brains, you see.
"I'm going to try to save you, Unc," he said, just as if the
marble image could hear him; and then he shook the crooked hand
of the Crooked Magician, who was already busy hanging the four
kettles in the fireplace, and picking up his basket left the
house.
The Journey
Suddenly the Patchwork Girl laughed. It was funny to see her
laugh, because her cheeks wrinkled up, her nose tipped, her
silver button eyes twinkled and her mouth curled at the corners
in a comical way.
"Yes," she answered. "Your world pleases me, for it's a queer
world, and life in it is queerer still. Here am I, made from an
old bedquilt and intended to be a slave to Margolotte, rendered
free as air by an accident that none of you could foresee. I am
enjoying life and seeing the world, while the woman who made me
is standing helpless as a block of wood. If that isn't funny
enough to laugh at, I don't know what is."
"But they're part of it; and aren't they pretty trees?"
returned Scraps, bobbing her head until her brown yarn curls
fluttered in the breeze. "Growing between them I can see lovely
ferns and wild-flowers, and soft green mosses. If the rest of
your world is half as beautiful I shall be glad I'm alive."
"I have never been out of the forest," Ojo added; "but to me
the trees are gloomy and sad and the wild-flowers seem lonesome.
It must be nicer where there are no trees and there is room for
lots of people to live together."
"I think I made a mistake in giving you so many sorts of
brains," observed the boy. "Perhaps, as the Magician said, you
have an over-dose, and they may not agree with you."
"A lot," replied Ojo. "Old Margolotte meant to give you only a
few--just enough to keep you going--but when she wasn't looking I
added a good many more, of the best kinds I could find in the
Magician's cupboard."
"But they ought to be evenly balanced," said the boy, "and I
had no time to be careful. From the way you're acting, I guess
the dose was badly mixed."
After walking a long time they came to a little brook that
trickled across the path, and here Ojo sat down to rest and eat
something from his basket. He found that the Magician had given
him part of a loaf of bread and a slice of cheese. He broke off
some of the bread and was surprised to find the loaf just as
large as it was before. It was the same way with the cheese:
however much he broke off from the slice, it remained exactly the
same size.
"Why do you put those things into your mouth?" asked Scraps,
gazing at him in astonishment. "Do you need more stuffing? Then
why don't you use cotton, such as I am stuffed with?"
"But a mouth is to talk with, isn't it?"
"Ah, I didn't know that," she said. "Give me some."
"What next?" she asked, scarcely able to speak.
Scraps tried that. Her pearl teeth were unable to chew the
bread and beyond her mouth there was no opening. Being unable to
swallow she threw away the bread and laughed.
"Neither can I," announced the cat; "but I'm not fool enough
to try. Can't you understand that you and I are superior people
and not made like these poor humans?"
With this she began amusing herself by leaping across the
brook and hack again.
"Never mind."
"Don't my colors run whenever I run?" she asked.
"Then," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'll be careful, for if I
spoiled my splendid colors I would cease to be beautiful."
"Shoo-shoo-shoo!" cried Scraps, dancing around and laughing.
"And your horrid green eyes, Miss Bungle! You can't see your
eyes, but we can, and I notice you're very proud of what little
color you have. Shoo, Miss Bungle, shoo-shoo-shoo! If you were
all colors and many colors, as I am, you'd be too stuck up for
anything." She leaped over the cat and back again, and the
startled Bungle crept close to a tree to escape her. This made
Scraps laugh more heartily than ever, and she said:
"It may be," he answered, with a puzzled look.
"Don't quarrel, please," pleaded the boy, rising to resume the
journey. "Let us be good comrades and as happy and cheerful as
possible, for we are likely to meet with plenty of trouble on our
way."
This man was a woodchopper and lived all alone in the little
house. He had bushy blue whiskers and merry blue eyes and his
blue clothes were quite old and worn.
"Do you mean me?" asked the Patchwork Girl.
"You misjudge my ancestry. I'm not a crazyquilt; I'm
patchwork," she said.
"It was the Magic Powder that did it," explained Ojo.
"We're going there, anyhow," declared Scraps, sitting upon the
bench and swinging her stuffed legs.
"I see," said the woodchopper, nodding; "you're as crazy as
the crazy-quilt you're made of."
"So I can," replied the woodchopper; "but I can't see that
they accomplish much. A glass cat is a useless sort of thing, but
a Patchwork Girl is really useful. She makes me laugh, and
laughter is the best thing in life. There was once a woodchopper,
a friend of mine, who was made all of tin, and I used to laugh
every time I saw him."
"My friend wasn't always tin," said the man, "but he was
careless with his axe, and used to chop himself very badly.
Whenever he lost an arm or a leg he had it replaced with tin; so
after a while he was all tin."
"He could if he didn't rust his tin joints. But one day he met
Dorothy in the forest and went with her to the Emerald City,
where he made his fortune. He is now one of the favorites of
Princess Ozma, and she has made him the Emperor of the
Winkies--the Country where all is yellow."
"A little maid who used to live in Kansas, but is now a
Princess of Oz. She's Ozma's best friend, they say, and lives
with her in the royal palace."
"Is she patchwork, like me?" inquired Scraps.
"I suppose we shall see the Tin Woodman, for we are going to
the Country of the Winkies," said the boy.
"To get the left wing of a yellow butterfly."
"Suits me all right," said Scraps. "I'll get a chance to see
the country."
The woodchopper then invited them all to stay the night at his
little hut, but they were anxious to get on and so left him and
continued along the path, which was broader, now, and more
distinct.
"I can scarcely see the path," he said at last. "Can you see
it, Scraps?"
"I can see," declared the Glass Cat. "My eyes are better than
yours, and my pink brains--"
He got a string from his pocket and tied it around the cat's
neck, and after that the creature guided them along the path.
They had proceeded in this way for about an hour when a twinkling
blue light appeared ahead of them.
"I think the light is traveling, too, and we shall never be
able to catch up with it. But here is a house by the roadside, so
why go farther?"
"Just here beside us, Scraps."
"Who is there?" cried a voice from within.
"What do you want?" asked the Voice.
"Come in, then; but don't make any noise, and you must go
directly to bed," returned the Voice.
"There must be," said the boy. "Some one spoke to me."
"What is sleep?" inquired the Patchwork Girl.
"But why do you go to bed?" persisted the Patchwork Girl.
The cat, which could see in the dark, looked sharply around
for the owner of the Voice, hut could discover no one, although
the Voice had seemed close beside them. She arched her back a
little and seemed afraid. Then she whispered to Ojo: "Come!" and
led him to a bed.
"Lie down and keep quiet," whispered the cat, warningly.
"Can't I whistle?" asked Scraps.
"You must keep quiet," said the cat, in a soft voice.
Before she could say anything more an unseen hand seized her
firmly and threw her out of the door, which closed behind her
with a sharp slam. She found herself bumping and rolling in the
road and when she got up and tried to open the door of the house
again she found it locked.
"Never mind. Let's go to sleep, or something will happen to
us," answered the Glass Cat.
The Troublesome Phonograph
When the boy opened his eyes next morning he looked carefully
around the room. These small Munchkin houses seldom had more than
one room in them. That in which Ojo now found himself had three
beds, set all in a row on one side of it. The Glass Cat lay
asleep on one bed, Ojo was in the second, and the third was
neatly made up and smoothed for the day. On the other side of the
room was a round table on which breakfast was already placed,
smoking hot. Only one chair was drawn up to the table, where a
place was set for one person. No one seemed to be in the room
except the boy and Bungle.
"I wonder if this is my breakfast?"
He was hungry, and the breakfast looked good; so he sat down
and ate all he wanted. Then, rising, he took his hat and wakened
the Glass Cat.
He cast another glance about the room and, speaking to the
air, he said: "Whoever lives here has been kind to me, and I'm
much obliged."
"Oh, there you are!" she exclaimed cheerfully. "I thought you
were never coming out. It has been daylight a long time."
"Sat here and watched the stars and the moon," she replied.
"They're interesting. I never saw them before, you know."
"You were crazy to act so badly and get thrown outdoors,"
remarked Bungle, as they renewed their journey.
"What wolf?" inquired Ojo.
"I don't see why that should be," said the boy, thoughtfully;
"there was plenty to eat in that house, for I had a fine
breakfast, and I slept in a nice bed."
"Why, yes; I'm as tired as I was last night; and yet I slept
very well."
"It's strange," replied Ojo. "I had a good breakfast, and yet
I think I'll now eat some of my crackers and cheese."
"Kizzle-kazzle-kore; The wolf is at the door, There's nothing
to eat but a bone without meat, And a bill from the grocery
store."
"What does that mean?" asked Ojo.
"No," said the cat; "she's stark, staring, raving crazy, and
her brains can't be pink, for they don't work properly."
Just then they heard a sound as of footsteps pattering along
the path behind them and all three turned to see what was coming.
To their astonishment they beheld a small round table running as
fast as its four spindle legs could carry it, and to the top was
screwed fast a phonograph with a big gold horn.
"Goodness me; it's that music thing which the Crooked Magician
scattered the Powder of Life over," said Ojo.
"I've run away," said the music thing. "After you left, old
Dr. Pipt and I had a dreadful quarrel and he threatened to smash
me to pieces if I didn't keep quiet. Of course I wouldn't do
that, because a talking-machine is supposed to talk and make a
noise--and sometimes music. So I slipped out of the house while
the Magician was stirring his four kettles and I've been running
after you all night. Now that I've found such pleasant company, I
can talk and play tunes all I want to."
"We are traveling on important business," he declared, "and
you'll excuse me if I say we can't be bothered."
"I'm sorry; but it's true," said the boy. "You'll have to go
somewhere else."
"It isn't you we hate, especially," observed the Glass Cat;
"it's your dreadful music. When I lived in the same room with you
I was much annoyed by your squeaky horn. It growls and grumbles
and clicks and scratches so it spoils the music, and your
machinery rumbles so that the racket drowns every tune you
attempt."
"Just the same, you'll have to go away," said Ojo.
"Victor Columbia Edison," it answered.
"It'll drive you crazy," warned the cat.
"The only record I have with me," explained the phonograph,
"is one the Magician attached just before we had our quarrel.
It's a highly classical composition."
"It is classical music, and is considered the best and most
puzzling ever manufactured. You're supposed to like it, whether
you do or not, and if you don't, the proper thing is to look as
if you did. Understand?"
"Then, listen!"
"Cut it out, Vic," she said. "That's enough."
"Let's run!" cried Scraps, and they all started and ran down
the path as fast as they could go. But the phonograph was right
behind them and could run and play at the same time. It called
out, reproachfully:
"No, Vic," said Scraps, halting. "We will passical the
classical and preserve what joy we have left. I haven't any
nerves, thank goodness, but your music makes my cotton
shrink."
"What's rag-time?"
"All right," said Scraps, and turned over the record.
Muffled as it was, the phonograph played on.
The music stopped, at that, and the machine turned its horn
from one to another and said with great indignation: "What's the
matter now? Is it possible you can't appreciate ragtime?"
"It is, indeed, dreadful!" exclaimed Ojo, with a shudder.
"Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast," asserted the
phonograph sadly.
"Never! He'd smash me."
"Run along, Vic, and bother some one else," advised Scraps.
"Find some one who is real wicked, and stay with him till he
repents. In that way you can do some good in the world."
"Is that the way we go?" asked Bungle anxiously.
The foolish Owl and the Wise Donkey
When Ojo read this sign aloud Scraps said laughingly: "Well,
here is a place to get all the advice we want, maybe more than we
need. Let's go in."
"Come in!" called a deep bass voice.
"Good morning," said the donkey, in his deep voice, which
seemed bigger than he was. "Did you come to us for advice?"
"Certainly," said the donkey. "Advice doesn't cost
anything--unless you follow it. Permit me to say, by the way,
that you are the queerest lot of travelers that ever came to my
shop. Judging you merely by appearances, I think you'd better
talk to the Foolish Owl yonder."
"Hoot-ti-toot-ti-toot!" cried the owl.
"That beats your poetry, Scraps," said Ojo.
"But it's good advice for the foolish," said the donkey,
admiringly. "Listen to my partner, and you can't go wrong.
"Patchwork Girl has come to life; No one's sweetheart, no
one's wife; Lacking sense and loving fun, She'll be snubbed by
everyone."
"Why?" asked the Patchwork Girl.
"It is my beauty that dazzles you," she asserted. "You
Munchkin people all strut around in your stupid blue color, while
I--"
"Hoot-ti-toot!" cried the owl;
"Is the owl so very foolish?" asked the boy.
The owl flapped its wings again, muttering these words:
"Have you noticed my pink brains?" inquired Bungle, proudly.
"You can see 'em work."
"The owl hasn't given us any advice, as yet," the boy
declared.
"Just foolishness," replied Ojo. "Scraps does the same
thing."
"The sign says that you are wise," remarked Scraps to the
donkey. "I wish you would prove it."
"What is the best way to get to the Emerald City?" asked
Ojo.
"I know; but what road shall I take?" was the boy's next
question.
"And how shall we find the road of yellow bricks?"
"Thank you," said the boy. "At last you have told me
something."
"No," replied the donkey; "I know many other things, but they
wouldn't interest you. So I'll give you a last word of advice:
move on, for the sooner you do that the sooner you'll get to the
Emerald City of Oz."
"Off you go! fast or slow, Where you're going you don't know.
Patches, Bungle, Muchkin lad, Facing fortunes good and bad,
Meeting dangers grave and sad, Sometimes worried, sometimes
glad-Where you're going you don't know, Nor do I, but off you
go!"
"Then let's take it and go," replied Ojo.
They Meet the Woozy
"There seem to be very few houses around here, after all,"
remarked Ojo, after they had walked for a time in silence.
"There are worse colors than yellow in this country," asserted
the Glass Cat, in a spiteful tone.
"No; I mean you, if you must know it," growled the cat.
"I wouldn't!" retorted the cat. "I've the clearest complexion
in the world, and I don't employ a beauty-doctor, either."
"Please don't quarrel," begged Ojo. "This is an important
journey, and quarreling makes me discouraged. To be brave, one
must be cheerful, so I hope you will be as good-tempered as
possible."
They soon discovered that the path they had been following now
made a bend and passed around the enclosure, but what made Ojo
stop and look thoughtful was a sign painted on the fence which
read:
"That means," he said, "that there's a Woozy inside that
fence, and the Woozy must be a dangerous animal or they wouldn't
tell people to beware of it."
"But one of our errands is to find a Woozy," Ojo explained.
"The Magician wants me to get three hairs from the end of a
Woozy's tail."
"Perhaps there isn't any other, at all," answered Ojo. "The
sign doesn't say: 'Beware a Woozy'; it says: 'Beware the Woozy,'
which may, mean there's only one in all the Land of Oz.
"It would hurt him, I'm sure, and that would make him cross,"
said the cat.
"I am, a little," the boy admitted; "but this danger must be
faced, if we intend to save poor
"Climb," answered Scraps, and at once she began climbing up
the rows of bars. Ojo followed and found it more easy than he had
expected. When they got to the top of the fence they began to get
down on the other side and soon were in the forest. The Glass
Cat, being small, crept between the lower bars and joined
them.
So far they had met no living creature, but when Ojo saw the
cave he knew it must be the den of the Woozy.
"I guess the Woozy is asleep," said Scraps. "Shall I throw in
a stone, to waken him?"
But he had not long to wait, for the Woozy heard the sound of
voices and came trotting out of his cave. As this is the only
Woozy that has ever lived, either in the Land of Oz or out of it,
I must describe it to you.
Seeing the strangers, the Woozy folded his hind legs as if
they Lad been hinged and sat down to look his visitors over.
"Why did they shut you up here?" asked Scraps, who was
regarding the queer, square creature with much curiosity.
"Are you fond of eating honey-bees?" inquired the boy.
"Why not?"
"But what do you eat now?" asked Ojo.
"You must be awfully hungry," said the boy. "I've got some
bread and cheese in my basket. Would you like that kind of
food?"
So the boy opened his basket and broke a piece off the loaf of
bread. He tossed it toward the Woozy, who cleverly caught it in
his mouth and ate it in a twinkling.
"Try some cheese," said Ojo, and threw down a piece.
"That's mighty good!" it exclaimed. "Any more?"
"That'll do," said the Woozy, at last; "I'm quite full. I hope
the strange food won't give me indigestion.
"Well, I must say I'm much obliged, and I'm glad you came,"
announced the beast. "Is there anything I can do in return for
your kindness?"
"What is it?" asked the Woozy. "Name the favor and I will
grant it."
"Three hairs! Why, that's all I have--on my tail or anywhere
else," exclaimed the beast.
"They are my sole ornaments, my prettiest feature," said the
Woozy, uneasily. "If I give up those three hairs I--I'm just a
blockhead."
"I always keep my word, for I pride myself on being square. So
you may have the three hairs, and welcome. I think, under such
circumstances, it would be selfish in me to refuse you."
"Any time you like," answered the Woozy.
"What's the trouble?" asked the Woozy, which Ojo had dragged
here and there all around the clearing in his endeavor to pull
out the hair.
"I was afraid of that," declared the beast. "You'll have to
pull harder."
"Wait a jiffy," called the Woozy, and then it went to a tree
and hugged it with its front paws, so that its body couldn't be
dragged around by the pull. "All ready, now. Go ahead!"
"Give it up," advised the Glass Cat, as the boy arose and
assisted the Patchwork Girl to her feet. "A dozen strong men
couldn't pull out those Hairs. I believe they're clinched on the
under side of the Woozy's thick skin."
"They're goners, I guess," said the Patchwork Girl.
But Ojo did not feel that way. He was so disheartened that he
sat down upon a stump and began to cry.
"Why don't you take me with you?" asked the beast. "Then, when
at last you get to the Magician's house, he can surely find some
way to pull out those three hairs."
"That's it!" he cried, wiping away the tears and springing to
his feet with a smile. "If I take the three hairs to the
Magician, it won't matter if they are still in your body."
"Come on, then," said the boy, picking up his basket; "let us
start at once. I have several other things to find, you
know."
"How do you intend to get the beast out of this forest?"
"Let us go to the fence, and then we may find a way,"
suggested Scraps. So they walked through the forest to the fence,
reaching it at a point exactly opposite that where they had
entered the enclosure.
"We climbed over," answered Ojo.
Ojo tried to think what to do.
"No," answered the Woozy, "for I have no claws. My feet are
quite flat on the bottom of them. Nor can I gnaw away the boards,
as I have no teeth."
"You haven't heard me growl, or you wouldn't say that,"
declared the Woozy. "When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder
all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with
fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men
run and hide. I suppose there is nothing in the world so terrible
to listen to as the growl of a Woosy."
"There is no danger of my growling, for I am not angry. Only
when angry do I utter my fearful, ear-splitting, soul-shuddering
growl. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl
or not."
"Of course, real fire. Do you suppose they'd flash imitation
fire?" inquired the Woozy, in an injured tone.
"Ah, I have never thought of that plan, or I would have been
free long ago," said the Woozy. "But I cannot flash fire from my
eyes unless I am very angry."
"I'll try. You just say 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me."
"Terribly angry."
"I don't know; that's what makes me so angry," re-plied the
Woozy.
"Aha! That did the business, all right. It was a happy thought
for you to yell all together, for that made me as angry as I have
ever been. Fine sparks, weren't they?"
In a few moments the board had burned to a distance of several
feet, leaving an opening big enough for them all to pass through.
Ojo broke some branches from a tree and with them whipped the
fire until it was extinguished.
"So they will," declared the Woozy, chuckling gleefully. "When
they find I'm gone the farmers will be badly scared, for they'll
expect me to eat up their honey-bees, as I did before."
"None at all?"
"All right; I'll promise," said the Woozy, cheerfully. "And
when I promise anything you can depend on it, 'cause I'm
square."
"Of course it does," returned the Woozy, very decidedly. "No
one could trust that Crooked Magician, for instance, just because
he is crooked; but a square Woozy couldn't do anything crooked if
he wanted to."
"No; you're round, so you're liable to do anything," asserted
the Woozy. "Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with
suspicion. Many a satin ribbon has a cotton back."
Shaggy Man to the Rescue
It was a broad road, but not straight, for it wandered over
hill and dale and picked out the easiest places to go. All its
length and breadth was paved with smooth bricks of a bright
yellow color, so it was smooth and level except in a few places
where the bricks had crumbled or been removed, leaving holes that
might cause the unwary to stumble.
"Where are you bound for?" asked the Woozy.
"Then go west," said the Woozy. "I know this road pretty well,
for I've chased many a honey-bee over it."
"No. I am very shy by nature, as you may have noticed, so I
haven't mingled much in society."
"Me? With my heart-rending growl-my horrible, shudderful
growl? I should say not. I am not afraid of anything," declared
the Woozy.
"I hope nothing will break me," said the Glass Cat, in a
nervous voice. "I'm a little brittle, you know, and can't stand
many hard knocks."
"I'm not sure you have a heart," Ojo reminded her.
"They seem fast enough when you run," he replied; and then,
looking ahead of them, he exclaimed: "Oh, what lovely trees!"
"Why, they are not trees at all," said Scraps; "they are just
monstrous plants."
Suddenly a leaf bent lower than usual and touched the
Patchwork Girl. Swiftly it enveloped her in its embrace, covering
her completely in its thick folds, and then it swayed back upon
its stem.
"Look out," cried the Woozy. "Run! Run fast, or you are
lost."
The boy had no chance to escape. Half a dozen of the great
leaves were bending toward him from different directions and as
he stood hesitating one of them clutched him in its embrace. In a
flash he was in the dark. Then he felt himself gently lifted
until he was swaying in the air, with the folds of the leaf
hugging him on all sides.
Then Ojo quieted himself and tried to think. Despair fell upon
him when he remembered that all his little party had been
captured, even as he was, and there was none to save them.
He pushed against the leaf that held him and found it to be
soft, but thick and firm. It was like a great bandage all around
him and he found it difficult to move his body or limbs in order
to change their position.
No sound came to him through the leaf; all around was intense
silence. Ojo wondered if Scraps had stopped screaming, or if the
folds of the leaf prevented his hearing her. By and by he thought
he heard a whistle, as of some one whistling a tune. Yes; it
really must be some one whistling, he decided, for he could
follow the strains of a pretty Munchkin melody that Unc Nunkie
used to sing to him. The sounds were low and sweet and, although
they reached Ojo's ears very faintly, they were clear and
harmonious.
Suddenly the whole leaf toppled and fell, carrying the boy
with it, and while he sprawled at full length the folds slowly
relaxed and set him free. He scrambled quickly to his feet and
found that a strange man was standing before him--a man so
curious in appearance that the boy stared with round eyes.
"Oh!" exclaimed Ojo, greatly astonished at the sight of this
stranger; and then he added: "Who has saved me, sir?"
"Yes; I can see that," said the boy, nodding. "Was it you who
rescued me from the leaf?"
Ojo gave a jump, for he saw several broad leaves leaning
toward him; but the Shaggy Man began to whistle again, and at the
sound the leaves all straightened up on their stems and kept
still.
"You see, the music charms 'em," said he. "Singing or
whistling--it doesn't matter which-makes 'em behave, and nothing
else will. I always whistle as I go by 'em and so they always let
me alone. Today as I went by, whistling, I saw a leaf curled and
knew there must be something inside it. I cut down the leaf with
my knife and--out you popped. Lucky I passed by, wasn't it?"
"What companions?" asked the Shaggy Man.
"A what?"
"Glass?" asked the Shaggy Man.
"And alive?"
"What's a Woozy?" inquired the Shaggy Man.
"What won't come out?" asked the Shaggy Man; "the tail?"
"Of course," said the Shaggy Man, nodding his shaggy head. And
then he walked back among the plants, still whistling, and found
the three leaves which were curled around Ojo's traveling
companions. The first leaf he cut down released Scraps, and on
seeing her the Shaggy Man threw back his shaggy head, opened wide
his mouth and laughed so shaggily and yet so merrily that Scraps
liked him at once. Then he took off his hat and made her a low
bow, saying:
When he cut down the second leaf he rescued the Glass Cat, and
Bungle was so frightened that she scampered away like a streak
and soon had joined Ojo, when she sat beside him panting and
trembling. The last plant of all the row had captured the Woozy,
and a big bunch in the center of the curled leaf showed plainly
where he was. With his sharp knife the Shaggy Man sliced off the
stem of the leaf and as it fell and unfolded out trotted the
Woozy and escaped beyond the reach of any more of the dangerous
plants.
Soon the entire party was gathered on the road of yellow
bricks, quite beyond the reach of the beautiful but treacherous
plants. The Shaggy Man, staring first at one and then at the
other, seemed greatly pleased and interested.
"Haven't you always lived in the Land of Oz?" asked the
Munchkin boy.
"How do you like Oz?" asked Scraps. "Isn't the country and the
climate grand?"